Favorite Scenes - Swingers

The COFFEE SHOP WAITRESS approaches the table.

WAITRESS: Are you ready to order?

MIKE: Coffee...(points to Trent, who nods).Two coffees. It says "Breakfast
Any Time", right?

WAITRESS: That's right.

MIKE: I'll have "pancakes in the Age of
Enlightenment".

(It goes over like a lead balloon)

WAITRESS: And you?

TRENT: I'll have the Blackbeard over easy.

WAITRESS: I'll be back with the coffee.

She takes the menus and goes.

TRENT:(genuinely)Nice, baby.

MIKE: I should've said Renaissance, right? It went over her head.

TRENT: Baby, you did fine.

MIKE: (disgusted with himself)"Age of Enlightenment". Sh!t. Like some
waitress in a Las Vegas coffee shop is going to get an obscure
French philosophical reference. How demeaning. I may as well have
just said "Let me jump your ignorant bones."...

TRENT: ...Baby...

MIKE: ... It's just, I thought "Renaissance" was too Excaliber, it's the
wrong casino. She would've gotten it, though...

TRENT: You did fine. Don't sweat her. We're meeting our honeys soon.
You know Christy's friend is going to be money.

MIKE: I hope so.(checks watch). We gotta go soon.

TRENT: Baby, relax. It's just down the hall.
She's gotta change... we'll be fine.

MIKE: We didn't do so bad after all.

TRENT: Baby, we're money.

Mike tries to catch the attention of their waitress.

MIKE: Excuse me. We're in a bit of a hurry.

WAITRESS: Hang on, Voltaire.