Favorite Celebrity Mugshots

In honor of Lindsay Lohan, who actually ended up with the best mugshot ever, I thought I'd put together a list of some celebrities who are not having their finest hour.








12. Andre the Giant

I just love imagining the cops trying to cuff him, stuff him the back seat, and take his fingerprints. In jail, "Anyone want a peanut?" has a whole new meaning.






11. Hugh Grant

The personification of embarrassment, embodied on Grant's handsome mug. It's almost like he's sitting on something already. Never noticed the glasses until today. A very British touch.





10. Mel Gibson

Not exactly a bad photo for someone with an alcohol level of 40%, but the glazed over look is priceless. I try not to go a day without using "sugartits" in a sentence. Thanks, Mel.








9. Paul Reubens

Another mugshot that's really not that bad (he's well groomed at least), Pee Wee makes it merely for rubbing one out at a porn house. The first of 3 straight Tim Burton alumni.







8. Jeffrey Jones

This one would be much higher if he were a little more famous and the charge (pedophilia) wasn't so utterly reprehensible. (Most of the others are drunk driving or drunk barfights).







7. Johnny Depp

The indefatigable, uncompromising, defiant Depp. It's hard to look like a badass with that frosted long blonde hair though.






6. Madonna

This has to be photoshopped, right? Right? Probably should have spent more time on the makeup and less time on the hair, which, let's be honest, protests too much.







5. Vince Vaughn

Before Vince had 4 chins, had 2 which puts us at a late 90s barfight. I bet he's a great drunk and a hilarious inmate.










4. Glen Campbell

A country singer who's not quite as famous as the others, but a priceless picture.








3. James Brown

I love the hair and the 5 o clock shadow, but the bathrobe is what placed JB this high.








2. Rip Torn

Not exactly ready for his close-up. He genuinely looks homeless and ripped.






1. Nick Nolte

No one will ever top this. Torn may have his face beat and may have beat Nolte on hair if he had more. But Nick wins for actually going in public with that shirt.