2012 - C

When the stars align on the winter solstice (Dec. 21) of 2012, the earth's core begins to melt which results in the earth's crust shifting drastically. Earthquakes, volcanic eruptions, and tsunamis ensue, potentially leading to the destruction of the human race. Good thing some crafty astrophysicists predict it and prepare the major governments and billionaires of the world. If you've seen any of Roland Emmerich's previous films (Independence Day), you know he can destroy national landmarks as good as anyone. But you're also in for forced relationships, unsympathetic characters, and crappy dialogue . . .

2012 is no different, except this time, we get a lesson on how Christianity is stupid and Buddhism is awesome. His last disaster movie (The Day After Tomorrow) already established the white people suck and third world countries are superior and Emmerich definitely stresses that point this time out as well (don't call us, we'll call you, Haiti). E.G.: at the end, the survivors have to start civilization again in Africa. The visuals are pretty astonishing, especially the escape from LA where John Cusack drives a limo before flying in a private jet. The CGI has definitely improved over the past few years, with the faux-oceans much more convincing than in, say, The Perfect Storm. But it ultimately signifies nothing and only lays the foundation for Emmerich to throw some left-wing sucker punches.Cusack looks bored, as does Amanda Peet and George Segal. Oliver Platt sinks his teeth into his villainous right-wing, private industry character. Woody Harrelson has some fun playing a crazy, radio-transmitting wacko in Yellowstone National Park. Somehow, Chiwetel Ejiofor retains some dignity while spouting both Emmerich's pseudo-science mumbo jumbo and his liberal platitudes. Wish Emmerich was half as good a writer/director as Ejiofor is an actor. C

Action scenes: B+
Rest of film: D-