Movie Releases - 3/5/10

Alice in Wonderland

I would rather have all doctors forcibly unionized by Obama and work for free than sit through this. I would rather have Medicare reimbursements cut by another 21% than watch another Depp-Burton-Elfman collaboration. Enough is enough. It has to stop. You're not going to trick me by adding Anne Hathaway to the cast. Not this time. Never again.

Brooklyn's Finest

Antoine Fuqua's Training Day holds up well as a solid corrupt cop drama with a superb Denzel performance. Brooklyn's Finest re-teams Fuqua with Ethan Hawke and adds Richard Gere, Don Cheadle, and Wesley Snipes (in all his post-tax-evading glory). Great cast, spotty director, so-so reviews.